“Hooray for the Preston Down Trust – part of the PBCC – what a generous bunch of people!
It’s so nice to see some real genuine people out there who are willing to give to help others. The Salvation Army are a great organisation and I admire the work that they do.
Long live the PBCC and all those who do such great community works – may you all be blessed.”
Welcome to the self congratulatory world of the Exclusive Brethren. Or as anyone involved in any sort of disaster in Britain now knows them – the PBCCRRT . (They are now known as this on sight if you believe their own blog).
As in “Oh my gosh Mum! Isn’t that the PBCCRRT springing into action?! Again !!!!”
And “Ooh look Mum! Is it a plane? Is it a train??!
Nooo son – it’s the PBCCRRT again!”
Also welcome to someone called Zet. Zet is a huge supporter of all things PBCCRRT. He spends his waking hours attending PBCCRRT disaster sites and then reporting on them on their website in the glowing-est terms and using the best ‘Hooray Henry’ language. He is a genuine person. At least that’s what the Exclusive Breth…er. PBCCRRT would have you believe.
“Talk about having a splashing time! What a wonderful demonstration of the way the PBCC help out in the local community.
Your dedication, even on a public bank holiday demonstrates the true Christian spirit.
Good on you all – keep up the good work.”
So something happens in Britain – a burst water main for example. There is a page of these on the PBCC Website. No sooner have the emergency services been advised – but who turns up? The PBCCRRT of course! They are there directing traffic and sandbagging shop owners premises making the emergency services pretty well redundant.
“Our team were kept extremely busy assisting police for some time, until the burst main had been isolated and the flooding was under control. Our volunteers assisted in the road closure, arranged for the delivery of sandbags, speedily sandbagged the retail premises to successfully prevent flooding. They also assisted police with traffic control and the safe detouring of motorists along alternative routes. Nothing was too much trouble for these dedicated volunteers — one of the team even carried an old lady through the floods so she could get to church! The police were extremely grateful for their assistance, saying
“It’s not often we get to work alongside such volunteers, but I am truly grateful for all the hours you and your team spared this morning, more so as it’s Easter weekend. And also for helping me with traffic control, pacifying angry motorists, and most importantly carrying the old lady across the flood so she could go to church! Your place in Heaven has been reserved!”
Thank God! And it’s official. The PBCC are going to heaven!
“Encouragement and refreshment for our hard pressed emergency services in all weathers at all hours, given willingly – even with a smile! Thanks RRT for reminding us what christianity is all about.”
Wow that testimony for you! Not only averting floods and death by misadventure- BUT also reminding the people of Great Britain on what Christianity really is!
“WOW!! such incredible work you guys do….. to think what trauma these stranded motorists were going thru….. !!
thanks again RRT”
And then Zet is back again -our serial disaster site attendee – with his cascades of blogging support.
“You Plymouth Brethren are amazing – just look at the pictures of those vehicles stuck – I didn’t realise how bad the weather had been!
I don’t have the slightest doubt that the drivers were very glad to see you and will never forget your kindness.
If I ever get stuck, I sincerely hope you people are around to help me.
Keep up the fantastic work.”
Amazing! Gobsmacking even! I feel so small….really….but I read on…
This from someone called ‘Happy’ – a Monika no doubt assumed AFTER coming into contact with the PBCC.
“Well Done. Even when you could be struggling over the fight against the Charity Commision you are still commited to help other people. I think this is a good attitude, very unselfish.”
Wow! Now that public sympathy for you. EVEN when they are struggling with their fight over the Charity Commission – they are still not impeded in their fight against the powers of nature on God’s people.
And where the rest of us opposers and wicked worldly people simply give our money to the Salvation Army and Red Cross and others every year – not so the PBCC. They have this huge cheque book – about three feet wide on which they write their cheques which they then stick to Masonite and take photos of before they hand it over. The banks must hate it!
However -let our friend Zet have the last word –
“Hurray for the Preston Down Trust – part of the PBCC – what a generous bunch of people!
It’s so nice to see some real genuine people out there who are willing to give to help others. The Salvation Army are a great organisation and I admire the work that they do.
Long live the PBCC and all those who do such great community works – may you all be blessed.”
Of course -what you have been reading is a bunch of lies. The PBCC -having shirked the irksome world wide web as a pipeline of filth for many years – now sees its value as a propaganda tool. So they sit there at night – presumably after they have finished their traffic directing duties and sandbag filling and snow shoveling and they then rush home and write glowing testimonials about themselves. They think the worldly people will be fooled. But their language gives them away of course and the manic zeal of people like Zet. Like a Zit- Zet only needs to be squeezed to gush platitudes.
Of course self congratulation is like self praise. It means nothing. And Britain still has no clue as to what the hell the PBCCRRT means. And no one gives a stuff about your fight against the CC. Indeed 99.99999999% of Britain doesn’t even know what the CC is either.
But at least we know one thing. The PBCC are dishonest. And like the EB before them – they always were. Just look at their website if you don’t believe me.
